Friday, January 22, 2010

Talk About Being Caught with Your Pants Down...

I'm at work.
It's time to go run the office errands.
I decide I need to tinkle first.
So I'm sitting in the bathroom,
(That's what we females do, sit)
When suddenly there is a horrendous BOOM,
And as suddenly a crack appears on the bathroom wall.
I don't think I've moved that fast in a long time.
(My feet, not my bowels.)
I jumped up and pull up at the same time.
Reach for the stall door and have a second thought.
I better flush.
Out the door I go and into the main break room.
Ye Gads, the wall is caved in!
Yep, someone hit the building with their car.
We do not have a drive-thru in our building.
OK, so I run across the hall and tell my
office mates someone ran into the building.
Back across the hall to look out of the break room window.
Yep, a car and two people helping.
Back across the hall, yes it's a car, they have help.
I'm informed they've called the emergency services.
Turned out to be an 85 year old driver on oxygen.
I'm, pleases to announce she is ok.
Her air bag deployed,
she's shook up,
but ok.
And I'm just thankful she wasn't one car space to the left
or she'd have caught me with my pants down.
:)
(My apologies, I just couldn't resist.)
Be Happy, Be Healthy, Be Yourself,
Tess

7 comments:

Flight Fancy said...

lol perfect! I can see it in my mind :) I'm glad no one was hurt, and oh so impressed you remember to flush .....glorious story. Thanks for sharing it

Martha Lever said...

Oh my goodness, Tess, I am so glad she wasn't hurt! Looks like somebody might not drive anymore.

Tristan Robin Blakeman said...

truth can be stranger than fiction!

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lori vliegen said...

hee hee.....what a fabulous story....and you told it beautifully!! you surely have a level head, what with remembering to flush and all....hee hee

so glad you're okay, as well as the driver! :))

Sara said...

Thank you for your sweet comment :) glad the driver (and you!) are okay. I have to say though, that was a pretty entertaining story :)

aimee said...

so nice to meet you! this is absolutely hilarious!!

Anne said...

Hi, Tess! How scary! I am so glad that you are okay! And that you can laugh about it now! :-)